I like the name Debra because it’s one letter away from the word Zebra.
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.
SO MUCH WITH THE GROCERY SHOPPING.
I just had a two hour conversation with my mom and we didn’t have any kind of argument. That’s amazing…
I think that the key was that we mostly talked about dogs and food. Everyone likes dogs and food.
I just woke up from a dream in which I had decided to go to therapy for some reason. It turned out to be group therapy and it consisted of dancing around an old oak tree while singing.
I have a degree in psychology, but according to my subconscious therapy consists of singing and dancing around a tree.
Honestly, it would probably have better efficacy than a lot of therapeutic techniques.