lumpatronics:

peteseeger:

rosalui:

onedeadkitty:

tariqah:

image

Interspecies lesbianism

image
image
image

It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

femmetay:

lovesbitch:

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place

unicornempire:

tygermama:

I REALLY WISH MY COMFORTING SKILLS WERE BETTER THAN 

1 - I’M SORRY YOU’RE SAD

2 - PLEASE LET ME FEED YOU

3 - IS THERE ANYBODY YOU’D LIKE ME TO RUN OVER WITH MY CAR?

CAUSE I NEED MORE WORDINESS TO MAKE THE NICE FEELING HAPPEN

I came to tumblr to have a good time and I feel so attacked right now.

If the problem can’t be solved with your favorite junkfood and threats of violence then I’m honestly at the end of my rope.

Theme by Little Town